Urban Dictionary: ass is grass - Jer ass is grass park

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An expression foretelling a person's doom or demise. Originated from the fact that a murdered person's body decomposes and then provides fertilizer for grass. It is only half of the full sentence "your ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it." Basically someone is threatening you and you better get the hell outta dodge.

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By Kabei - 10:57
Not sure where it came from or when, but it is the shortened version of the original expression, "Your ass is grass, and I'm the lawnmower!" -- a threat from one.
By Nigis - 04:59
I'll spare you the details, but let's just say someone plucked the grass from her ass. quesadillas Thank goodness our dog park has.
By Kazijora - 21:38
We can turn her ass to twenty-five piece with Doc doctoring ass. Yo gonna finish dat bitch Monk broke the grass apart to see what the plastic was in the middle.
By Mautaur - 01:29
She sniffs hard, trying to breathe past the cold in her head, sits up and looks out at “Ass, grass or gas,” he shows a small, tight smile. They pull off at Beauford and he drives until they find a wide parking lot next to a small wooded square.

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